Thursday, February 26, 2009
Late Nite Jokes
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
President Obama gave his first State of the Union address. They say it was the best State of the Union address ever delivered by an African-American president.
He says we can overcome this crisis if we all work hard and make sacrifices — which means we are screwed.
The address is a very formal thing, but it’s really more like a boxing event. He comes into the room with little satin shorts and makes his way to the stage.
The president says he intends to expand healthcare, improve education, and decrease energy dependence — all while cutting the deficit in half. Then, he’s going to make the Washington Monument disappear
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
President Obama gave his first State of the Union address. They say it was the best State of the Union address ever delivered by an African-American president.
He says we can overcome this crisis if we all work hard and make sacrifices — which means we are screwed.
The address is a very formal thing, but it’s really more like a boxing event. He comes into the room with little satin shorts and makes his way to the stage.
The president says he intends to expand healthcare, improve education, and decrease energy dependence — all while cutting the deficit in half. Then, he’s going to make the Washington Monument disappear
