Friday, December 5, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. People have underestimated this guy. Five months ago he would had to pay $10 million for that house. But thanks to his economic plan he got it at a bargain.
How does that work, when the president applies for a home loan? When they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?
The economy is pretty bad right now. Today I saw a guy put a foreclosed sign on a house, and while he was doing that, another guy came by and repossessed his car.
In fact, you know what is the highest paying line of work in America right now? Jury duty.
Jay Leno
President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. People have underestimated this guy. Five months ago he would had to pay $10 million for that house. But thanks to his economic plan he got it at a bargain.
How does that work, when the president applies for a home loan? When they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?
The economy is pretty bad right now. Today I saw a guy put a foreclosed sign on a house, and while he was doing that, another guy came by and repossessed his car.
In fact, you know what is the highest paying line of work in America right now? Jury duty.
