Saturday, November 29, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
David Letterman
This is the biggest shopping day of the year. Good news for the economy: So far, four shoppers have shown up.
I bet a friend that by New Year’s Eve, the Dow Jones will be lower than my cholesterol.
At the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Santa and his elves were marching down Broadway. Tomorrow, they’re going down to Washington to get some of that bailout money.
I love Thanksgiving. If there’s one thing Americans need, it’s a day set aside for them to stuff themselves with food.
Craig Ferguson
People do a lot of shopping on Black Friday — or as Sarah Palin calls it, just Friday.
The malls were packed on Friday. All those women fighting and screaming and shoving . . . it’s like an episode of “The View.”
I do all my shopping online. And by shopping, I mean pornography.
David Letterman
This is the biggest shopping day of the year. Good news for the economy: So far, four shoppers have shown up.
I bet a friend that by New Year’s Eve, the Dow Jones will be lower than my cholesterol.
At the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Santa and his elves were marching down Broadway. Tomorrow, they’re going down to Washington to get some of that bailout money.
I love Thanksgiving. If there’s one thing Americans need, it’s a day set aside for them to stuff themselves with food.
Craig Ferguson
People do a lot of shopping on Black Friday — or as Sarah Palin calls it, just Friday.
The malls were packed on Friday. All those women fighting and screaming and shoving . . . it’s like an episode of “The View.”
I do all my shopping online. And by shopping, I mean pornography.
