Thursday, July 10, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
They're now investigating why Barack Obama's charter jet had mechanical problems. ABC news says the jet was previously used by Hillary Clinton. So Hillary lets Barack borrow her plane and it had some problems. I wonder what that’s all about . . .
The African-American cable network TV One is coming under fire for its plans to cover the Democratic Convention, but not the Republican Convention. And believe me, black Republicans are very upset. Both of them.
President Bush is was in Japan for the G-8 summit. Again, another kind of embarrassing incident at dinner. I guess President Bush sent his sushi back because it was cold.
Osama bin Laden’s teenage son, Timmy bin Laden, has released a poem calling for the destruction of America and the killing of all its allies. Imagine a kid writing something like that. Here’s my question: Where are the parents?
Conan O'Brien
The Democratic Party announced this week that Barack Obama will give his acceptance speech at an 80,000-seat stadium and that they will not serve fried food at the Democratic Convention. Which begs the question, Where are they going to find 80,000 Americans who don’t eat fried food?
Yesterday at the G-8 summit, President Bush met with the prime minister of India. There was an awkward moment when Bush told the Indian prime minister, “I think I’ve been in your taxi.”
Big birthday news today — O.J. Simpson turned 61-years-old and he had a party with all his friends. There were no survivors.
In a new interview, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears talks about her new baby and that she can’t wait to be a soccer mom. Actually Jamie Lynn is already a soccer mom because she’s the only mom on her high school’s soccer team.
Jay Leno
They're now investigating why Barack Obama's charter jet had mechanical problems. ABC news says the jet was previously used by Hillary Clinton. So Hillary lets Barack borrow her plane and it had some problems. I wonder what that’s all about . . .
The African-American cable network TV One is coming under fire for its plans to cover the Democratic Convention, but not the Republican Convention. And believe me, black Republicans are very upset. Both of them.
President Bush is was in Japan for the G-8 summit. Again, another kind of embarrassing incident at dinner. I guess President Bush sent his sushi back because it was cold.
Osama bin Laden’s teenage son, Timmy bin Laden, has released a poem calling for the destruction of America and the killing of all its allies. Imagine a kid writing something like that. Here’s my question: Where are the parents?
Conan O'Brien
The Democratic Party announced this week that Barack Obama will give his acceptance speech at an 80,000-seat stadium and that they will not serve fried food at the Democratic Convention. Which begs the question, Where are they going to find 80,000 Americans who don’t eat fried food?
Yesterday at the G-8 summit, President Bush met with the prime minister of India. There was an awkward moment when Bush told the Indian prime minister, “I think I’ve been in your taxi.”
Big birthday news today — O.J. Simpson turned 61-years-old and he had a party with all his friends. There were no survivors.
In a new interview, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears talks about her new baby and that she can’t wait to be a soccer mom. Actually Jamie Lynn is already a soccer mom because she’s the only mom on her high school’s soccer team.
