Saturday, March 29, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
Here’s kind of a philosophical question. If a sniper fires a gun in the woods and no one is around, does Hillary Clinton still hear it?
Hillary Clinton is now blaming lack of sleep on her embellishment of her Bosnia trip. See, that’s the difference between her and Bill. After a night of no sleep, Bill never had any trouble coming up with a believable story.
It looks like there is more fudging on Hillary's record. Remember when she said she was “deeply involved with the Irish peace process?” Turns out she just saw “Lord of the Dance."
The big movie opening this weekend is “Run Fat Boy, Run." Isn’t that what Democrats are trying to get Al Gore to do now?
Jay Leno
Here’s kind of a philosophical question. If a sniper fires a gun in the woods and no one is around, does Hillary Clinton still hear it?
Hillary Clinton is now blaming lack of sleep on her embellishment of her Bosnia trip. See, that’s the difference between her and Bill. After a night of no sleep, Bill never had any trouble coming up with a believable story.
It looks like there is more fudging on Hillary's record. Remember when she said she was “deeply involved with the Irish peace process?” Turns out she just saw “Lord of the Dance."
The big movie opening this weekend is “Run Fat Boy, Run." Isn’t that what Democrats are trying to get Al Gore to do now?
