Friday, March 28, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
Barack Obama is back from his vacation in the Virgin Islands. He played a lot of shuffleboard while he was there. He’s pretty smart — he’s doing that in case John McCain challenges him to a duel.
MSNBC is saying that there’s a chance that John McCain would pick Condoleezza Rice as his vice president. That’s a perfectly balanced ticket: he’s white, she’s black; he’s a man, she’s a woman; he’s always steamed, she’s rice . . .
Have you heard Hillary Clinton’s new campaign slogan? Incoming!
New revelations about the whole Hillary Clinton-Bosnia thing. Turns out she went there to hire a sniper.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tragic news today — Herb Peterson passed away. He was the creator of the Egg McMuffin. He was 89. He said the secret to a long life was to never eat Egg McMuffins.
He was buried in a paper sack, beside a hash brown.
Arizona Sen. John McCain has pulled ahead of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in recent polls. If elected he will be 105 when he takes office.
Jay Leno
Barack Obama is back from his vacation in the Virgin Islands. He played a lot of shuffleboard while he was there. He’s pretty smart — he’s doing that in case John McCain challenges him to a duel.
MSNBC is saying that there’s a chance that John McCain would pick Condoleezza Rice as his vice president. That’s a perfectly balanced ticket: he’s white, she’s black; he’s a man, she’s a woman; he’s always steamed, she’s rice . . .
Have you heard Hillary Clinton’s new campaign slogan? Incoming!
New revelations about the whole Hillary Clinton-Bosnia thing. Turns out she went there to hire a sniper.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tragic news today — Herb Peterson passed away. He was the creator of the Egg McMuffin. He was 89. He said the secret to a long life was to never eat Egg McMuffins.
He was buried in a paper sack, beside a hash brown.
Arizona Sen. John McCain has pulled ahead of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in recent polls. If elected he will be 105 when he takes office.
