Thursday, October 25, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
These wildfires — what a mess; 1,500 homes have been destroyed. Today, Rodney King asked Mother Nature if we could all just get along.
President Bush is in a tough spot. On one hand, he wants to be sympathetic to the people who’ve lost their homes; on the other, he doesn’t want to appear more sympathetic to the wealthy mostly white people who live in Malibu than he was to the people who lived in New Orleans. So what he’s doing tomorrow is he’s making a visit to LL Cool J’s house.
This week Britney Spears hit another photographer. If she hits one more she gets a free medium Slurpee at 7-Eleven.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
These wildfires — what a mess; 1,500 homes have been destroyed. Today, Rodney King asked Mother Nature if we could all just get along.
President Bush is in a tough spot. On one hand, he wants to be sympathetic to the people who’ve lost their homes; on the other, he doesn’t want to appear more sympathetic to the wealthy mostly white people who live in Malibu than he was to the people who lived in New Orleans. So what he’s doing tomorrow is he’s making a visit to LL Cool J’s house.
This week Britney Spears hit another photographer. If she hits one more she gets a free medium Slurpee at 7-Eleven.
