Monday, July 9, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Ferguson
It’s our president’s birthday. He’s 61 today. Also, Sylvester Stallone is 61 today. But Stallone and Bush don’t have much in common. One’s a bad actor who mumbles and blows stuff up, and the other is Sylvester Stallone.
It’s very hot here on the West Coast. People want air conditioning so bad, they’re even going to see that new Robin Williams movie.
The biggest news today is that a half squid, half octopus has been found terrorizing the sea. It was caught off of Keahole Point in Hawaii. Not the weirdest thing found in the ocean. The weirdest thing down there, I’m not kidding, is the vampire squid from hell. It’s found in tropical oceans. The vampire squid’s Latin name is Vampireus Bob Barkerus.
Ferguson
It’s our president’s birthday. He’s 61 today. Also, Sylvester Stallone is 61 today. But Stallone and Bush don’t have much in common. One’s a bad actor who mumbles and blows stuff up, and the other is Sylvester Stallone.
It’s very hot here on the West Coast. People want air conditioning so bad, they’re even going to see that new Robin Williams movie.
The biggest news today is that a half squid, half octopus has been found terrorizing the sea. It was caught off of Keahole Point in Hawaii. Not the weirdest thing found in the ocean. The weirdest thing down there, I’m not kidding, is the vampire squid from hell. It’s found in tropical oceans. The vampire squid’s Latin name is Vampireus Bob Barkerus.
