Saturday, April 21, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I talked about this last night. John Edwards got a $400 haircut. Now the latest is, Hillary Clinton may have spent $200 getting her back waxed.
A new study says that heart disease is related to erectile dysfunction. No wonder Dick Cheney has been so grumpy all the time.
According to a news report out today, on the average, 2006 was the safest year for airlines. It’s mostly due to JetBlue. You can’t have an accident if you never leave the runway.
Wal-Mart announced this week they’re going to open thousands of health-care clinics in their stores. Apparently they got a great deal on some really cheap doctors from China.
Letterman
Sunday is Earth Day. In honor of Earth Day, all of today’s jokes have been recycled.
In honor of Earth Day, Donald Trump’s hair was declared a protected wetland.
Spring is nice. So nice earlier today over at Grant’s Tomb, Grant was out front with his Igloo cooler.
Spring is horrible for allergies. Doubly bad here in the city because we have to deal with rat dander.
Leno
I talked about this last night. John Edwards got a $400 haircut. Now the latest is, Hillary Clinton may have spent $200 getting her back waxed.
A new study says that heart disease is related to erectile dysfunction. No wonder Dick Cheney has been so grumpy all the time.
According to a news report out today, on the average, 2006 was the safest year for airlines. It’s mostly due to JetBlue. You can’t have an accident if you never leave the runway.
Wal-Mart announced this week they’re going to open thousands of health-care clinics in their stores. Apparently they got a great deal on some really cheap doctors from China.
Letterman
Sunday is Earth Day. In honor of Earth Day, all of today’s jokes have been recycled.
In honor of Earth Day, Donald Trump’s hair was declared a protected wetland.
Spring is nice. So nice earlier today over at Grant’s Tomb, Grant was out front with his Igloo cooler.
Spring is horrible for allergies. Doubly bad here in the city because we have to deal with rat dander.
