Thursday, March 8, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Ferguson
Not such a great day for Captain America. In today’s issue of the comic book, Captain America died. He died! Captain America is not my favorite comic book character, though. It’s Regis Filbin.
The movie "300” comes out Friday. The last big Greek movie was "Troy.” Achilles was played by Brad Pitt, and Helen of Troy, the classic beauty . . . who played her again? Orlando Bloom. That’s who it was.
The ancient Greek stories are strange . . . the story of Odysseus is basically the story of a long, hellish commute; and along the way, a sorceress turns Odysseus’ friends into pigs . . . which is not really magic if you’ve ever been to a high school reunion. All you need is time and carbohydrates.
Other famous Greeks . . . who have we got? Sophocles, Diogenes, Chucky Cheese.
Ferguson
Not such a great day for Captain America. In today’s issue of the comic book, Captain America died. He died! Captain America is not my favorite comic book character, though. It’s Regis Filbin.
The movie "300” comes out Friday. The last big Greek movie was "Troy.” Achilles was played by Brad Pitt, and Helen of Troy, the classic beauty . . . who played her again? Orlando Bloom. That’s who it was.
The ancient Greek stories are strange . . . the story of Odysseus is basically the story of a long, hellish commute; and along the way, a sorceress turns Odysseus’ friends into pigs . . . which is not really magic if you’ve ever been to a high school reunion. All you need is time and carbohydrates.
Other famous Greeks . . . who have we got? Sophocles, Diogenes, Chucky Cheese.
