Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Late Night Jokes
Ferguson
The nation’s largest Powerball lottery was earlier tonight in Times Square . . . over $350 million was the prize. So many people were waiting for it in Times Square. There hasn’t been that many people trying to get lucky in Times Square since the hookers left.
Funny thing in the news today. There was a man in Germany who was arrested for defecating in a bank. Apparently, he didn’t fill out a deposit slip.
Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff, Scooter Libby, is going to jail. With a name like Scooter, I’m sure he’ll be popular. You know what they say about scooters: They’re fun to ride till your friends see you.
People are saying that Scooter Libby is taking a bullet for Dick Cheney, but I’m not sure about that. Because if Cheney wants someone to take a bullet, he usually delivers it himself.
I went into the town of San Francisco on Saturday. and I went to the Ghirardelli chocolate factory, which I have to tell you was a bit disappointing. I thought it would be a chocolate factory. It’s not. There were no oompa loompas! They don’t make any chocolate there! They’ve outsourced the chocolate to India, probably. Ghira New Delhi.
Very hard to navigate. I got caught in traffic . . . they were having a parade . . . big surprise.
I was trying to drive out of the town and there were just too many one-way streets. They call it the one-way system in San Francisco. San Francisco of all places. You’d think you’d be encouraged to go both ways in San Francisco.
Ferguson
The nation’s largest Powerball lottery was earlier tonight in Times Square . . . over $350 million was the prize. So many people were waiting for it in Times Square. There hasn’t been that many people trying to get lucky in Times Square since the hookers left.
Funny thing in the news today. There was a man in Germany who was arrested for defecating in a bank. Apparently, he didn’t fill out a deposit slip.
Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff, Scooter Libby, is going to jail. With a name like Scooter, I’m sure he’ll be popular. You know what they say about scooters: They’re fun to ride till your friends see you.
People are saying that Scooter Libby is taking a bullet for Dick Cheney, but I’m not sure about that. Because if Cheney wants someone to take a bullet, he usually delivers it himself.
I went into the town of San Francisco on Saturday. and I went to the Ghirardelli chocolate factory, which I have to tell you was a bit disappointing. I thought it would be a chocolate factory. It’s not. There were no oompa loompas! They don’t make any chocolate there! They’ve outsourced the chocolate to India, probably. Ghira New Delhi.
Very hard to navigate. I got caught in traffic . . . they were having a parade . . . big surprise.
I was trying to drive out of the town and there were just too many one-way streets. They call it the one-way system in San Francisco. San Francisco of all places. You’d think you’d be encouraged to go both ways in San Francisco.
