Saturday, December 9, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Washington, D.C. is going to be smoke free. You won’t be able to smoke anywhere in D.C. The one exception is federal buildings. You know how this happened? Force of habit. All part of, "Do as we say, not as we do.”
The House Ethics Committee has found that Mark Foley didn’t do anything illegal. They said it was willful ignorance, but he broke no law. What law? The Cardinal Bernard Law?
Who was the chair of this committee? Michael Jackson?
Today the Christmas tree at the White House blew over. It was leaning too far to the right.
Have you put up Christmas lights? People here in Beverly Hills get a little crazy. My neighbor has a live nativity scene out on the front lawn. Baby Jesus is being played by Gary Coleman.
The Seminole Nation is going to purchase the Hard Rock Café chain. It’s now going to be called the "Hard Like Rock Café”.
CBS has a new reality show coming out called "Armed and Famous”. Celebrities are going to train to be in law enforcement. Celebrities with guns – nothing can go wrong there! I think this is the break Robert Blake has been looking for.
We tried to book Wesley Snipes for the show tonight but he was already booked.
Leno
Washington, D.C. is going to be smoke free. You won’t be able to smoke anywhere in D.C. The one exception is federal buildings. You know how this happened? Force of habit. All part of, "Do as we say, not as we do.”
The House Ethics Committee has found that Mark Foley didn’t do anything illegal. They said it was willful ignorance, but he broke no law. What law? The Cardinal Bernard Law?
Who was the chair of this committee? Michael Jackson?
Today the Christmas tree at the White House blew over. It was leaning too far to the right.
Have you put up Christmas lights? People here in Beverly Hills get a little crazy. My neighbor has a live nativity scene out on the front lawn. Baby Jesus is being played by Gary Coleman.
The Seminole Nation is going to purchase the Hard Rock Café chain. It’s now going to be called the "Hard Like Rock Café”.
CBS has a new reality show coming out called "Armed and Famous”. Celebrities are going to train to be in law enforcement. Celebrities with guns – nothing can go wrong there! I think this is the break Robert Blake has been looking for.
We tried to book Wesley Snipes for the show tonight but he was already booked.
