Friday, December 8, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Ferguson
"It has been a funny year, a year of public apologies ...”
"Mel Gibson of course apologized for his drunken anti-Semitic tirade in Malibu. Well, he didn’t really apologize, what he said was he apologized on behalf of the tequila that made him do it. The Jose Cuervo. So basically he blamed the Mexican people for making him blame the Jewish people.”
"Tom Cruise apologized to Brooke Shields for saying she shouldn’t take the anti-depressants. They actually became such good friends, Brooke went to his wedding. And she had a great time. Of course she had a great time, she’s on anti-depressants.”
"You know who owes me an apology, Britney Spears ... throughout the whole K-Fed I was on her side. And then, there was the picture on the internet of her showing her undercarriage. I don’t know if you saw it – it was not a good look…It put me off the ladies, turned me gay for 5 days.”
Ferguson
"It has been a funny year, a year of public apologies ...”
"Mel Gibson of course apologized for his drunken anti-Semitic tirade in Malibu. Well, he didn’t really apologize, what he said was he apologized on behalf of the tequila that made him do it. The Jose Cuervo. So basically he blamed the Mexican people for making him blame the Jewish people.”
"Tom Cruise apologized to Brooke Shields for saying she shouldn’t take the anti-depressants. They actually became such good friends, Brooke went to his wedding. And she had a great time. Of course she had a great time, she’s on anti-depressants.”
"You know who owes me an apology, Britney Spears ... throughout the whole K-Fed I was on her side. And then, there was the picture on the internet of her showing her undercarriage. I don’t know if you saw it – it was not a good look…It put me off the ladies, turned me gay for 5 days.”
