Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
President Bush’s dad is going to help on the War in Iraq. He’s not happy either. This might be the first time a president actually becomes grounded.
Did you see Nancy Pelosi and President Bush during their lunch meeting last week? And you thought you saw more fake smiles when the Clinton’s were together.
John McCain has started an exploratory committee on running for president. Hillary Clinton has started an exploratory committee to keep track of Bill.
I have some good news about the health of Fidel Castro – it got worse!
Castro isn’t expected to make it much past 2007. He’s worth almost $900 million. Today Anna Nicole Smith was seen paddling to Cuba.
Wal-Mart will allow employees to say "Merry Christmas” this year. This year they can do that. They learned how to speak English.
The Oakland A’s new stadium is going to be the most high-tech in the world. Each visitor will have access to wireless internet and reception for their cell phones. They’re trying to make the most annoying stadium ever.
Leno
President Bush’s dad is going to help on the War in Iraq. He’s not happy either. This might be the first time a president actually becomes grounded.
Did you see Nancy Pelosi and President Bush during their lunch meeting last week? And you thought you saw more fake smiles when the Clinton’s were together.
John McCain has started an exploratory committee on running for president. Hillary Clinton has started an exploratory committee to keep track of Bill.
I have some good news about the health of Fidel Castro – it got worse!
Castro isn’t expected to make it much past 2007. He’s worth almost $900 million. Today Anna Nicole Smith was seen paddling to Cuba.
Wal-Mart will allow employees to say "Merry Christmas” this year. This year they can do that. They learned how to speak English.
The Oakland A’s new stadium is going to be the most high-tech in the world. Each visitor will have access to wireless internet and reception for their cell phones. They’re trying to make the most annoying stadium ever.
