Thursday, November 16, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
President Bush is getting ready for his big trip to Vietnam. Dick Cheney however got a deferment.
There was an embarrassing moment. President Bush had to ask John Kerry for directions. That was awkward.
Soon Nancy Pelosi will be the most powerful woman in the country. Unless you count Oprah.
Three out of five Americans don’t think the Democrats have a plan for Iraq. Democrats were stunned when they heard this. Two people think we have a plan?!
The CIA is now saying that Borat misled them on the facts in going into Iraq.
Borat was actually punched by a guy in New York. Borat went up to talk to him and got hit. In the guy’s defense when he turned around, he saw a reporter with a mustache and just thought it was Geraldo.
A new James Bond movie is out. "Casino Royale”. This about how Bond gets started and gets his license to kill. A license to kill. After Blake, O.J. and Spector that’s not so special anymore.
Leno
President Bush is getting ready for his big trip to Vietnam. Dick Cheney however got a deferment.
There was an embarrassing moment. President Bush had to ask John Kerry for directions. That was awkward.
Soon Nancy Pelosi will be the most powerful woman in the country. Unless you count Oprah.
Three out of five Americans don’t think the Democrats have a plan for Iraq. Democrats were stunned when they heard this. Two people think we have a plan?!
The CIA is now saying that Borat misled them on the facts in going into Iraq.
Borat was actually punched by a guy in New York. Borat went up to talk to him and got hit. In the guy’s defense when he turned around, he saw a reporter with a mustache and just thought it was Geraldo.
A new James Bond movie is out. "Casino Royale”. This about how Bond gets started and gets his license to kill. A license to kill. After Blake, O.J. and Spector that’s not so special anymore.
