Thursday, November 30, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are getting a divorce. I feel sorry for Kid Rock. It’s always the kids that get hurt most in divorce.
President Bush has decided to no longer use the "n word” anymore. Apparently he was at a comedy club in Washington.
More and more on Michael Richards. He hired a P.R. specialist. The bad news – it’s John Rocker.
Mit Romney may run for president. Some wonder if a Mormon could be elected president. I think he’d make a fine president. He’d be standing up there with his 18 first ladies.
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble after giving the finger to fans after Sunday’s game. The Browns quarterback tried doing the same thing but no one was in the stands.
New York Giants Eli Manning tried giving the finger too but it was intercepted.
Elton John had to go backstage for five minutes and throw up during a concert the other night. He then came back and finished the concert. You know what this means? Elton is pregnant.
Letterman
NBC News is now under fire for referring to the Iraq War as a civil war. Today President Bush said, "No, no, no. It’s not a civil war until it’s made into a series of Time Life books.”
The White House Christmas Tree was delivered today. Just what the White House needs – more dead wood.
Conan
The Pentagon is asking Germany to send more troops to Iraq. This marks the first time Germany has been asked to send more troops anywhere.
President Bush’s Presidential Library is going to cost $500 million. That’s $100 million per book.
Leno
Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are getting a divorce. I feel sorry for Kid Rock. It’s always the kids that get hurt most in divorce.
President Bush has decided to no longer use the "n word” anymore. Apparently he was at a comedy club in Washington.
More and more on Michael Richards. He hired a P.R. specialist. The bad news – it’s John Rocker.
Mit Romney may run for president. Some wonder if a Mormon could be elected president. I think he’d make a fine president. He’d be standing up there with his 18 first ladies.
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble after giving the finger to fans after Sunday’s game. The Browns quarterback tried doing the same thing but no one was in the stands.
New York Giants Eli Manning tried giving the finger too but it was intercepted.
Elton John had to go backstage for five minutes and throw up during a concert the other night. He then came back and finished the concert. You know what this means? Elton is pregnant.
Letterman
NBC News is now under fire for referring to the Iraq War as a civil war. Today President Bush said, "No, no, no. It’s not a civil war until it’s made into a series of Time Life books.”
The White House Christmas Tree was delivered today. Just what the White House needs – more dead wood.
Conan
The Pentagon is asking Germany to send more troops to Iraq. This marks the first time Germany has been asked to send more troops anywhere.
President Bush’s Presidential Library is going to cost $500 million. That’s $100 million per book.
