Saturday, November 18, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I finally saw the "40 Year Old Virgin”. It was a line of guys waiting for the Playstation 3.
People are waiting in lines for that thing. There’s been pushing, shoving, riots – this is the most exercise most of these people will ever get.
President Bush is in Vietnam. He’s just a little behind since he should have been there in 1968.
Steny Hoyer is going to be Majority Leader for the Democrats. Steny Hoyer? Wasn’t he on the "Dukes of Hazzard”? Wasn’t he Cooter’s friend?
The NBA is using a new kind of basketball that contains no animal products. It’s sort of like a Big Mac.
Wal-Mart is coming out with a $2.00 wine. So it looks like Jesus wasn’t the only one to turn water into wine.
Leno
I finally saw the "40 Year Old Virgin”. It was a line of guys waiting for the Playstation 3.
People are waiting in lines for that thing. There’s been pushing, shoving, riots – this is the most exercise most of these people will ever get.
President Bush is in Vietnam. He’s just a little behind since he should have been there in 1968.
Steny Hoyer is going to be Majority Leader for the Democrats. Steny Hoyer? Wasn’t he on the "Dukes of Hazzard”? Wasn’t he Cooter’s friend?
The NBA is using a new kind of basketball that contains no animal products. It’s sort of like a Big Mac.
Wal-Mart is coming out with a $2.00 wine. So it looks like Jesus wasn’t the only one to turn water into wine.
