Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
The CIA has given up on trying to find Osama bin Laden. They now have a new task of trying to find a Playstation 3.
That’s crazy. People are waiting in lines for the Playstation 3. There’s been riots and even a shooting. So now we have proof that video games kill brain cells.
People have been camping outside of stores in wait to get a PS3. The sad thing is camping outside of a Circuit City to get a PS3 will be the only time some of these people ever camp.
President Bush was in Vietnam. I don’t think he gets it. For example today he called John McCain and said, "I stayed at that Hanoi Hilton you’re always talking about and it wasn’t that bad.”
Thanksgiving is this week. Have you heard of the turducken? It’s very popular for Thanksgiving. It’s a chicken stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey. In Asia they call it the bird flu trifecta.
McDonald’s is coming out with a sandwich version of the turducken. It’s called the McTurd.
Fox has cancelled the O.J. Simpson book and television special. O.J. was very upset. You have to hate people in entertainment, it’s just like somebody to turn around and stab you in the back.
Canceling the show wasn’t the hard part. The hard part was deciding which executive was going to tell O.J. about it.
Now O.J. will have more time to look for the real killer.
Leno
The CIA has given up on trying to find Osama bin Laden. They now have a new task of trying to find a Playstation 3.
That’s crazy. People are waiting in lines for the Playstation 3. There’s been riots and even a shooting. So now we have proof that video games kill brain cells.
People have been camping outside of stores in wait to get a PS3. The sad thing is camping outside of a Circuit City to get a PS3 will be the only time some of these people ever camp.
President Bush was in Vietnam. I don’t think he gets it. For example today he called John McCain and said, "I stayed at that Hanoi Hilton you’re always talking about and it wasn’t that bad.”
Thanksgiving is this week. Have you heard of the turducken? It’s very popular for Thanksgiving. It’s a chicken stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey. In Asia they call it the bird flu trifecta.
McDonald’s is coming out with a sandwich version of the turducken. It’s called the McTurd.
Fox has cancelled the O.J. Simpson book and television special. O.J. was very upset. You have to hate people in entertainment, it’s just like somebody to turn around and stab you in the back.
Canceling the show wasn’t the hard part. The hard part was deciding which executive was going to tell O.J. about it.
Now O.J. will have more time to look for the real killer.
