Friday, November 24, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
(All military audience) Wow those Democrats work fast. The troops are back home!
I want everyone to know that none of the jokes tonight were written by John Kerry.
Henry Kissinger says that winning is impossible. Not in Iraq, but for the Raiders.
You can tell it’s Thanksgiving. The price of gravy was up to $70 a barrel today.
Letterman
The weather wasn’t very good for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was so bad that Michael Richards was screaming at Al Roker.
A horrible thing happened during the parade. The Garfield balloon got loose and it killed a rat.
Did you see the Ronald McDonald balloon? I didn’t think it was as much fun this year without the transfats.
We had Thanksgiving at my house. My mom lost her cell phone. We turned the place upsides down looking for it. Then later in the afternoon the turkey started to vibrate.
Dick Cheney was in Iraq visiting the troops. Because nothing says warm holiday cheer like a Dick Cheney sneer.
In Washington, D.C. a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah.
Leno
(All military audience) Wow those Democrats work fast. The troops are back home!
I want everyone to know that none of the jokes tonight were written by John Kerry.
Henry Kissinger says that winning is impossible. Not in Iraq, but for the Raiders.
You can tell it’s Thanksgiving. The price of gravy was up to $70 a barrel today.
Letterman
The weather wasn’t very good for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was so bad that Michael Richards was screaming at Al Roker.
A horrible thing happened during the parade. The Garfield balloon got loose and it killed a rat.
Did you see the Ronald McDonald balloon? I didn’t think it was as much fun this year without the transfats.
We had Thanksgiving at my house. My mom lost her cell phone. We turned the place upsides down looking for it. Then later in the afternoon the turkey started to vibrate.
Dick Cheney was in Iraq visiting the troops. Because nothing says warm holiday cheer like a Dick Cheney sneer.
In Washington, D.C. a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah.
