Saturday, October 7, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
The signs of autumn are all around us. Today for example Terrell Owens almost overdosed on cider.
You can tell it’s fall here in New York City because Hillary Clinton is wearing her all flannel pants suit.
How about the baseball playoffs? New York City playoff baseball. It’s a little different here in New York. You sit in the stands and blow the foam off a $20 beer.
Cher, the star, the national treasure, she just had a big auction. She auctioned off over 800 items including a Louis XVI chair. Actually Cher is so old that the chair was used by Louis XVI.
On this date in 1899 Thomas Edison showed the first motion picture. To give you an idea of the times, back then, large butter popcorn cost around $8.
Also on this date in 1792 the first cornerstone was laid at the White House. And on the same date in 1993 Bill Clinton was first laid in the White House.
Letterman
The signs of autumn are all around us. Today for example Terrell Owens almost overdosed on cider.
You can tell it’s fall here in New York City because Hillary Clinton is wearing her all flannel pants suit.
How about the baseball playoffs? New York City playoff baseball. It’s a little different here in New York. You sit in the stands and blow the foam off a $20 beer.
Cher, the star, the national treasure, she just had a big auction. She auctioned off over 800 items including a Louis XVI chair. Actually Cher is so old that the chair was used by Louis XVI.
On this date in 1899 Thomas Edison showed the first motion picture. To give you an idea of the times, back then, large butter popcorn cost around $8.
Also on this date in 1792 the first cornerstone was laid at the White House. And on the same date in 1993 Bill Clinton was first laid in the White House.
