Thursday, October 19, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Today Madonna was talking about her adoption process saying she went through the same thing as everyone else. The first step in the process is apparently getting a platinum record.
They named the kid "David”. David? He’s from Africa! What is that? (Kevin Eubanks responds) "He ain’t going back Jay.”
North Korea might be testing a second nuke soon. This one could be more powerful than the first one – meaning it could blow up two mailboxes instead of one.
Experts believe that for the Republicans to have a good election that something big must happen for President Bush, like capturing Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden? We can’t even find Wesley Snipes!
The population of the United States reached 300 million yesterday. In a related story the population of Mexico is now at 38 people.
A recent study has found that teenagers use text messaging on average of 110 times per week. 80 of them from Mark Foley.
Leno
Today Madonna was talking about her adoption process saying she went through the same thing as everyone else. The first step in the process is apparently getting a platinum record.
They named the kid "David”. David? He’s from Africa! What is that? (Kevin Eubanks responds) "He ain’t going back Jay.”
North Korea might be testing a second nuke soon. This one could be more powerful than the first one – meaning it could blow up two mailboxes instead of one.
Experts believe that for the Republicans to have a good election that something big must happen for President Bush, like capturing Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden? We can’t even find Wesley Snipes!
The population of the United States reached 300 million yesterday. In a related story the population of Mexico is now at 38 people.
A recent study has found that teenagers use text messaging on average of 110 times per week. 80 of them from Mark Foley.
