Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
There was an earthquake in Hawaii today. President Bush said that the government would do everything to help the people of Hawaii out. He went on to say that he considers Hawaii to be one of our most important allies.
FEMA was on site immediately. Actually they had just showed up for the bombing of Pearl Harbor the day before and just figured while they were there they might as well check out the earthquake.
Did you see that fight at the college football game between Miami and Florida International? 31 players were suspended. Not only were they suspended but they now also will have to take actual tests in college. That’s never happened before.
A number of countries have issued sanctions against North Korea. Particularly bans on importing of luxury items – mainly platform shoes that Kim Jung Il wears.
John Kerry says that he deserves a second chance to run for president. I say if his wife can afford it – why not?
Mark Foley is now writing a book. The book is said to be about 400 pages long. No word on what the book is about, though it will be about 400 pages.
Leno
There was an earthquake in Hawaii today. President Bush said that the government would do everything to help the people of Hawaii out. He went on to say that he considers Hawaii to be one of our most important allies.
FEMA was on site immediately. Actually they had just showed up for the bombing of Pearl Harbor the day before and just figured while they were there they might as well check out the earthquake.
Did you see that fight at the college football game between Miami and Florida International? 31 players were suspended. Not only were they suspended but they now also will have to take actual tests in college. That’s never happened before.
A number of countries have issued sanctions against North Korea. Particularly bans on importing of luxury items – mainly platform shoes that Kim Jung Il wears.
John Kerry says that he deserves a second chance to run for president. I say if his wife can afford it – why not?
Mark Foley is now writing a book. The book is said to be about 400 pages long. No word on what the book is about, though it will be about 400 pages.
