Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Finally some good news for Republicans today. North Korea tested a nuke!
By the end of the year North Korea could have as many bombs as NBC.
That was the story today. All around the world people were reacting to North Korea’s nuclear testing. The U.S. condemned it. China said it was wrong. France surrendered.
Congress is now looking at the possibility of getting rid of the page program. That’s typical of congress. Let’s don’t get rid of the congressmen. Let’s get rid of the kids. That’s the problem.
With Iraq, Mark Foley and President Bush’s approval numbers at an all time low even Democrats are thinking they might not blow this election.
John Kerry has said that he is serious about running for president again. (Silence) See John, we’re just not that into you.
Leno
Finally some good news for Republicans today. North Korea tested a nuke!
By the end of the year North Korea could have as many bombs as NBC.
That was the story today. All around the world people were reacting to North Korea’s nuclear testing. The U.S. condemned it. China said it was wrong. France surrendered.
Congress is now looking at the possibility of getting rid of the page program. That’s typical of congress. Let’s don’t get rid of the congressmen. Let’s get rid of the kids. That’s the problem.
With Iraq, Mark Foley and President Bush’s approval numbers at an all time low even Democrats are thinking they might not blow this election.
John Kerry has said that he is serious about running for president again. (Silence) See John, we’re just not that into you.
