Thursday, October 12, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
The Army is spending over $200 million to change their slogan to "Army Strong”. How about Army screwed?!
I knew they were lowering academic standards – but totally eliminating vowels now.
An 83-year-old was caught trying to cross the border with ten pounds of meth. Border Guards became suspicious when the man swam the river, leaped the fence and dug a tunnel all in less than ten minutes.
Conan
Here’s an odd story. Yesterday a man that was so fat tried crossing the Mexican border and became trapped in a tunnel. This really isn’t fair. If he’s that fat he belongs in the United States.
Today is October 11th. Did you know this is National Coming Out Day? Tomorrow October 12th is National What The Hell Was I Thinking Day.
John Kerry says he is serious about running again in 2008. He’s already practicing his concession speech.
Leno
The Army is spending over $200 million to change their slogan to "Army Strong”. How about Army screwed?!
I knew they were lowering academic standards – but totally eliminating vowels now.
An 83-year-old was caught trying to cross the border with ten pounds of meth. Border Guards became suspicious when the man swam the river, leaped the fence and dug a tunnel all in less than ten minutes.
Conan
Here’s an odd story. Yesterday a man that was so fat tried crossing the Mexican border and became trapped in a tunnel. This really isn’t fair. If he’s that fat he belongs in the United States.
Today is October 11th. Did you know this is National Coming Out Day? Tomorrow October 12th is National What The Hell Was I Thinking Day.
John Kerry says he is serious about running again in 2008. He’s already practicing his concession speech.
