Saturday, September 16, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
Scientists have figured out a way to make mice give birth to rats. Finally a solution to our rat shortage!
"Sports Illustrated” has released its list of the top ten most feared athletes. Number one on the list is O.J. Simpson.
Conan
Big celebrity news. Yesterday it was announced that Whitney Huston and Bobby Brown were getting divorced after 14 years of marriage. They had to get a divorce because apparently being with each other violated each of their paroles.
The U.S. House of Representatives approved a bill to build a 700 mile fence along the Mexican border. The idea is to keep Mexicans from getting back to Mexico.
President Bush says that he has no plans to invade North Korea. Instead this time he and Rumsfeld are just going to wing it.
Actor George Clooney addressed the United Nations today. Luckily there were translators on site that understand how to speak "handsome”.
Letterman
Scientists have figured out a way to make mice give birth to rats. Finally a solution to our rat shortage!
"Sports Illustrated” has released its list of the top ten most feared athletes. Number one on the list is O.J. Simpson.
Conan
Big celebrity news. Yesterday it was announced that Whitney Huston and Bobby Brown were getting divorced after 14 years of marriage. They had to get a divorce because apparently being with each other violated each of their paroles.
The U.S. House of Representatives approved a bill to build a 700 mile fence along the Mexican border. The idea is to keep Mexicans from getting back to Mexico.
President Bush says that he has no plans to invade North Korea. Instead this time he and Rumsfeld are just going to wing it.
Actor George Clooney addressed the United Nations today. Luckily there were translators on site that understand how to speak "handsome”.
