Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
More is coming out from Matt Lauer’s interview with Debra Lefave. The police were notified by the boy’s mother. You ever notice in these cases involving teachers and male students that it is always the mother calling the police? It’s never the father.
Lefave is no longer a teacher. She’s now a waitress. The bad news is that it’s at Chuckie Cheese.
In Louisiana federal agents raided Willie Nelson’s tour bus and found a pound and a half of marijuana. Looks like Willie is cutting back in his old age!
That was just his bong. Lucky they didn’t find his stash.
Are you all watching "Survivor: Apartheid”? In this edition of "Survivor” the tribes have been broken up into ethnic groups; whites, blacks, Asians, and Hispanics. The writers are Jewish.
If Michael Jackson was a contestant on the show I wonder which tribe he would be a part of?
The next season of "Survivor” will feature Christians versus Muslims in "Survivor: Baghdad Island”.
Ford Motor Company’s motto is still "Job 1”. But jobs 2 through 7500 are now eliminated.
Letterman
Am I not right when I say that if it’s not one thing, it’s another? How about this tainted spinach deal? Spinach is contaminated with ecoli bacteria. Or at the Hello Deli that is known as the number two.
On the good side there has never been a better time to pick a fight with Popeye.
There’s a lot of tension in the world. Today Pope Benedict apologized to Muslims for statements he has made. Altar boys are still waiting for theirs.
President Bush is going to address the United Nations. He’s going to announce his plan to reunite Bobby Brown with Whitney Houston.
Bobby and Whitney have split up. They decided to start seeing other crackheads.
Over the weekend Pete Rose signed 30 baseballs at a sports show in L.A. He signed each ball saying, "Sorry I bet on baseball.” O.J. signed knives that said, "Sorry I killed my wife.”
Leno
More is coming out from Matt Lauer’s interview with Debra Lefave. The police were notified by the boy’s mother. You ever notice in these cases involving teachers and male students that it is always the mother calling the police? It’s never the father.
Lefave is no longer a teacher. She’s now a waitress. The bad news is that it’s at Chuckie Cheese.
In Louisiana federal agents raided Willie Nelson’s tour bus and found a pound and a half of marijuana. Looks like Willie is cutting back in his old age!
That was just his bong. Lucky they didn’t find his stash.
Are you all watching "Survivor: Apartheid”? In this edition of "Survivor” the tribes have been broken up into ethnic groups; whites, blacks, Asians, and Hispanics. The writers are Jewish.
If Michael Jackson was a contestant on the show I wonder which tribe he would be a part of?
The next season of "Survivor” will feature Christians versus Muslims in "Survivor: Baghdad Island”.
Ford Motor Company’s motto is still "Job 1”. But jobs 2 through 7500 are now eliminated.
Letterman
Am I not right when I say that if it’s not one thing, it’s another? How about this tainted spinach deal? Spinach is contaminated with ecoli bacteria. Or at the Hello Deli that is known as the number two.
On the good side there has never been a better time to pick a fight with Popeye.
There’s a lot of tension in the world. Today Pope Benedict apologized to Muslims for statements he has made. Altar boys are still waiting for theirs.
President Bush is going to address the United Nations. He’s going to announce his plan to reunite Bobby Brown with Whitney Houston.
Bobby and Whitney have split up. They decided to start seeing other crackheads.
Over the weekend Pete Rose signed 30 baseballs at a sports show in L.A. He signed each ball saying, "Sorry I bet on baseball.” O.J. signed knives that said, "Sorry I killed my wife.”
