Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Liquids can now be carried on flights again. However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops. You know who thought of this? The airport gift shops.
Former President Clinton is now pushing a new global initiative to ban Fox News.
Bill hasn’t been this angry since Hillary made him take his page off MySpace.
Gas prices have now gone from obscene to jus indecent.
"Jackass II” is the big hit at the box office. Don’t confuse that with "Jackass I” which is about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
As you know Hugo Chavez insulted President Bush last week at the U.N. This upset many Americans. It goes across party lines. Democrat Representative Charlie Rangel said it’s one thing for Americans to criticize President Bush, but not okay for foreign leaders to do it on American soil. Sort of like Catholics making fun of Catholics. Jews making fun of Jews. Or Michael Jackson making fun of child molesters.
Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints. They beat the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Dome last night. Did you see the Falcons defense? The levees did better.
It was the first time the Saints had played in the Super Dome since Hurricane Katrina. The amazing thing is that FEMA still hasn’t showed up there.
Leno
Liquids can now be carried on flights again. However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops. You know who thought of this? The airport gift shops.
Former President Clinton is now pushing a new global initiative to ban Fox News.
Bill hasn’t been this angry since Hillary made him take his page off MySpace.
Gas prices have now gone from obscene to jus indecent.
"Jackass II” is the big hit at the box office. Don’t confuse that with "Jackass I” which is about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
As you know Hugo Chavez insulted President Bush last week at the U.N. This upset many Americans. It goes across party lines. Democrat Representative Charlie Rangel said it’s one thing for Americans to criticize President Bush, but not okay for foreign leaders to do it on American soil. Sort of like Catholics making fun of Catholics. Jews making fun of Jews. Or Michael Jackson making fun of child molesters.
Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints. They beat the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Dome last night. Did you see the Falcons defense? The levees did better.
It was the first time the Saints had played in the Super Dome since Hurricane Katrina. The amazing thing is that FEMA still hasn’t showed up there.
