Saturday, September 23, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Have you seen these commercials for Whitman's new Weight Watcher's chocolates? They are chocolates for people trying to lose weight. Chocolates for people trying to lose weight? Didn't those used to be called laxatives? Aren't they just Ex-Lax?
According to a new book called "Men, Love and Sex," 50% of women want their men to take control in bed. The other 50% want their men to put down the remote control in bed.
According to a new survey by Zogby International, 70% of men say that breast implants are not sexy. Sure! Guys are going to Hooters for the food! Those little chicken wings are so delicious!
They've come out with a new Tickle Me Elmo Doll that lies on its back and kicks its legs in the air. Don't confuse this with the Paris Hilton Doll. That's totally different!
Leno
Have you seen these commercials for Whitman's new Weight Watcher's chocolates? They are chocolates for people trying to lose weight. Chocolates for people trying to lose weight? Didn't those used to be called laxatives? Aren't they just Ex-Lax?
According to a new book called "Men, Love and Sex," 50% of women want their men to take control in bed. The other 50% want their men to put down the remote control in bed.
According to a new survey by Zogby International, 70% of men say that breast implants are not sexy. Sure! Guys are going to Hooters for the food! Those little chicken wings are so delicious!
They've come out with a new Tickle Me Elmo Doll that lies on its back and kicks its legs in the air. Don't confuse this with the Paris Hilton Doll. That's totally different!
