Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
According to a French paper Osama bin Laden has died. It’s been a good Jewish weekend all around!
President Clinton lost his temper in an interview with Mike Wallace. He might not be the pleasant and polite first lady Hillary needs after all.
Even Muslims watching the interview were saying, "Take it easy!”
The President of Pakistan said in an interview on "60 Minutes” that the U.S. threatened to bomb Pakistan into the Stone Age if they didn’t cooperate in the war on terror. President Bush says that he doesn’t know anything of the threat. He also went on to say that he didn’t know anything of Pakistan until looking at a map.
The NSA is now making the carry on of some liquids legal on flights again. But only liquids bought in secure locations at airports. So basically you’ll have to buy a 3 ounce bottle of hair gel for $167.
The Columbian President is begging the United States for financial aid. It seems after the breakup of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston the country is seeing hard times.
Today is the birthday of both Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. She is 37 and he is 156.
They celebrated with a chocolate cake with Botox frosting.
Leno
According to a French paper Osama bin Laden has died. It’s been a good Jewish weekend all around!
President Clinton lost his temper in an interview with Mike Wallace. He might not be the pleasant and polite first lady Hillary needs after all.
Even Muslims watching the interview were saying, "Take it easy!”
The President of Pakistan said in an interview on "60 Minutes” that the U.S. threatened to bomb Pakistan into the Stone Age if they didn’t cooperate in the war on terror. President Bush says that he doesn’t know anything of the threat. He also went on to say that he didn’t know anything of Pakistan until looking at a map.
The NSA is now making the carry on of some liquids legal on flights again. But only liquids bought in secure locations at airports. So basically you’ll have to buy a 3 ounce bottle of hair gel for $167.
The Columbian President is begging the United States for financial aid. It seems after the breakup of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston the country is seeing hard times.
Today is the birthday of both Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. She is 37 and he is 156.
They celebrated with a chocolate cake with Botox frosting.
