Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
President Bush addressed the United Nations today. So it could be understood the speech was translated simultaneously in French, German and English.
The latest polls show that President Bush has rebounded to 45%. That’s his highest rating this year. A spokesman for the administration said that they are happy to be going from overwhelming dislike to just general dislike.
The President of Iran refused to attend a U.N. banquet because they were serving wine. His reasoning was that he did not want to get drunk and say something pro-Semitic.
Last night on "Deal or No Deal” a contestant won $675,000. That is the most money ever won on the show. When asked about the winnings the contestant said, "I’m glad I dropped out of high school and went into focusing on suitcase picking.”
Authorities raided Willie Nelson’s tour bus this week and confiscated one and one half pounds of marijuana. Willie was outraged asking what happened to his other three pounds.
Conan
President Bush addressed the United Nations today. So it could be understood the speech was translated simultaneously in French, German and English.
The latest polls show that President Bush has rebounded to 45%. That’s his highest rating this year. A spokesman for the administration said that they are happy to be going from overwhelming dislike to just general dislike.
The President of Iran refused to attend a U.N. banquet because they were serving wine. His reasoning was that he did not want to get drunk and say something pro-Semitic.
Last night on "Deal or No Deal” a contestant won $675,000. That is the most money ever won on the show. When asked about the winnings the contestant said, "I’m glad I dropped out of high school and went into focusing on suitcase picking.”
Authorities raided Willie Nelson’s tour bus this week and confiscated one and one half pounds of marijuana. Willie was outraged asking what happened to his other three pounds.
