Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
The Emmy Awards were last night. The security was unbelievable. It was tighter than Joan Collins face.
It was a very tough night for me. I will admit I got a little carried away with the acceptance speech and started going on and on. But they didn’t have to kick me out of Hooters.
Are any of you folks fans of the solar system? Well you can kiss Pluto good bye! Adios! It’s no longer a planet. There used to be nine, now there’s eight. Today Pluto packed up and moved out. It said it is now going to spend more time with the family.
Even sadder…it hung out around Saturn all day trying to get a job as a moon.
Here’s some new from California. A fire was started near Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. There was some dry grass and they think someone started a fire. Now I think the blaze was caused by some concerned parents.
They say that fire has them puzzled and is of suspicious origin – but so is Michael Jackson.
Letterman
The Emmy Awards were last night. The security was unbelievable. It was tighter than Joan Collins face.
It was a very tough night for me. I will admit I got a little carried away with the acceptance speech and started going on and on. But they didn’t have to kick me out of Hooters.
Are any of you folks fans of the solar system? Well you can kiss Pluto good bye! Adios! It’s no longer a planet. There used to be nine, now there’s eight. Today Pluto packed up and moved out. It said it is now going to spend more time with the family.
Even sadder…it hung out around Saturn all day trying to get a job as a moon.
Here’s some new from California. A fire was started near Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. There was some dry grass and they think someone started a fire. Now I think the blaze was caused by some concerned parents.
They say that fire has them puzzled and is of suspicious origin – but so is Michael Jackson.
