Friday, August 18, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
Did you know New York City has the oldest bartender? He’s 90 years old and still doing it. He’s so old he knows Rob Roy.
The number of planets in the solar system have been downsized. There’s now eight planets. Pluto was voted out of the solar system. It’s sort of the same thing that happened over at "The View”.
Pluto was voted out because it was too small. However, it has now been mounted on a ring and given to Mrs. Kobe Bryant.
Pluto is too small. That’s the same thing Paramount said to Tom Cruise.
Letterman
Did you know New York City has the oldest bartender? He’s 90 years old and still doing it. He’s so old he knows Rob Roy.
The number of planets in the solar system have been downsized. There’s now eight planets. Pluto was voted out of the solar system. It’s sort of the same thing that happened over at "The View”.
Pluto was voted out because it was too small. However, it has now been mounted on a ring and given to Mrs. Kobe Bryant.
Pluto is too small. That’s the same thing Paramount said to Tom Cruise.
