Friday, August 4, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
It was so hot in Cuba, Fidel Castro said he’s looking forward to being put on ice.
It was so hot in Rhode Island that Patrick Kennedy was popping frozen Ambien.
Yesterday Mel Gibson was formally charged with having an open container . . . and a closed mind.
He could face up to six months in prison. Life, if he gets a Jewish judge.
You know what is really ironic about this? Mel Gibson may be the first guy in history to be in more trouble for talking while drunk then driving while drunk.
President Bush had his annual physical this week. Doctors said that the president is in excellent shape…the country gone to hell. But he’s in good shape.
The report showed that president bush had no history of disease including sexually transmitted diseases. President Bush was relieved to hear that. He’s always worried that he might have caught something from Clinton’s old office chair.
Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney.
Castro’s condition has been listed as stable but homeless looking condition.
Leno
It was so hot in Cuba, Fidel Castro said he’s looking forward to being put on ice.
It was so hot in Rhode Island that Patrick Kennedy was popping frozen Ambien.
Yesterday Mel Gibson was formally charged with having an open container . . . and a closed mind.
He could face up to six months in prison. Life, if he gets a Jewish judge.
You know what is really ironic about this? Mel Gibson may be the first guy in history to be in more trouble for talking while drunk then driving while drunk.
President Bush had his annual physical this week. Doctors said that the president is in excellent shape…the country gone to hell. But he’s in good shape.
The report showed that president bush had no history of disease including sexually transmitted diseases. President Bush was relieved to hear that. He’s always worried that he might have caught something from Clinton’s old office chair.
Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney.
Castro’s condition has been listed as stable but homeless looking condition.
