Wednesday, August 9, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Floyd Landis is on the show tonight. In celebration I decided to ride my bike here. My Harley.
On the subject of drug testing someone else tested positive for too much testosterone. Rosie O’Donnell taking a test for "The View”.
Reuben Stoddard and Kevin Fedderline are going to record a duet. I believe they’re called "Ebony and Hillbilly”.
Letterman
It’s hot outside. It’s so hot out Al Gore has a new movie out called "An Inconvenient Rash”.
It was so hot that Ben Roethilsberger was wearing nothing but his helmet.
It was so hot that President Bush called some European leaders just for the chilly reception.
It was so hot Angelina Jolie was nursing Ted Williams.
Leno
Floyd Landis is on the show tonight. In celebration I decided to ride my bike here. My Harley.
On the subject of drug testing someone else tested positive for too much testosterone. Rosie O’Donnell taking a test for "The View”.
Reuben Stoddard and Kevin Fedderline are going to record a duet. I believe they’re called "Ebony and Hillbilly”.
Letterman
It’s hot outside. It’s so hot out Al Gore has a new movie out called "An Inconvenient Rash”.
It was so hot that Ben Roethilsberger was wearing nothing but his helmet.
It was so hot that President Bush called some European leaders just for the chilly reception.
It was so hot Angelina Jolie was nursing Ted Williams.
