Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Congress has sent a bill to the president that will set up a national database of convicted sex offenders on the internet. Don’t we have this already? It’s called MySpace.
Today marks the 53rd anniversary of Fidel Castro’s revolution in Cuba. Anybody know what Cuba’s main export is? Cubans.
It’s now illegal to feed the homeless in Orlando, Florida. Have you seen the fat people walking around Disneyworld? We should make illegal to feed them.
Will Ferrel on the show tonight for his new racing movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” where he plays one of the most feared men behind the wheel. If you don’t count the Kennedy’s.
Letterman
Here’s some good news. President Bush passed his annual physical. Doctors say he is in good shape and is well rested. You know what that means – he’s drinking again.
Leno
Congress has sent a bill to the president that will set up a national database of convicted sex offenders on the internet. Don’t we have this already? It’s called MySpace.
Today marks the 53rd anniversary of Fidel Castro’s revolution in Cuba. Anybody know what Cuba’s main export is? Cubans.
It’s now illegal to feed the homeless in Orlando, Florida. Have you seen the fat people walking around Disneyworld? We should make illegal to feed them.
Will Ferrel on the show tonight for his new racing movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” where he plays one of the most feared men behind the wheel. If you don’t count the Kennedy’s.
Letterman
Here’s some good news. President Bush passed his annual physical. Doctors say he is in good shape and is well rested. You know what that means – he’s drinking again.
