Friday, July 21, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Beauty Pageant
1. Competitions highlighted by shootout between Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon.
2. Contestants must have slept with Christie Brinkley's husband.
3. Winner's platform: Spreading the message of Scientology.
4. It's hosted by the decomposed remains of Bert Parks.
5. Described as an "inner beauty" pageant.
6. Contestants are judged in three categories: evening gown, interview, and competitive meatball-eating.
7. Instead of sash, Miss Iran is wearing an ammo vest.
8. Miss France gets ejected for violently head-butting Miss Italy.
9. Entrants must be over 70.
10.It's broadcast on the Animal Planet network.
Conan
Dan Baldwin was in a car crash last night. As you might expect the pizza was not delivered.
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Beauty Pageant
1. Competitions highlighted by shootout between Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon.
2. Contestants must have slept with Christie Brinkley's husband.
3. Winner's platform: Spreading the message of Scientology.
4. It's hosted by the decomposed remains of Bert Parks.
5. Described as an "inner beauty" pageant.
6. Contestants are judged in three categories: evening gown, interview, and competitive meatball-eating.
7. Instead of sash, Miss Iran is wearing an ammo vest.
8. Miss France gets ejected for violently head-butting Miss Italy.
9. Entrants must be over 70.
10.It's broadcast on the Animal Planet network.
Conan
Dan Baldwin was in a car crash last night. As you might expect the pizza was not delivered.
