Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I guess you know that a lot of people are without power here in Los Angles. But, enough about the Dodgers.
Have you seen the weather map in "USA Today”? All the states are red. It’s like a dream-come-true for Karl Rove: 50 red states.
So, Al Gore if you’re watching, we give up! You were right. Now make it stop. Make it go away.
John Kerry said over the weekend that if he were president the current conflict in the Middle East wouldn’t be happening because he would be more involved in the Middle East. More involved? Bush has invaded the place. How much more involved can he get than that?
And the price of gas continues to go up, give you an idea how expensive gas is, Keith Olberman has been car-pooling with Bill O’Reilly all week.
Leno
I guess you know that a lot of people are without power here in Los Angles. But, enough about the Dodgers.
Have you seen the weather map in "USA Today”? All the states are red. It’s like a dream-come-true for Karl Rove: 50 red states.
So, Al Gore if you’re watching, we give up! You were right. Now make it stop. Make it go away.
John Kerry said over the weekend that if he were president the current conflict in the Middle East wouldn’t be happening because he would be more involved in the Middle East. More involved? Bush has invaded the place. How much more involved can he get than that?
And the price of gas continues to go up, give you an idea how expensive gas is, Keith Olberman has been car-pooling with Bill O’Reilly all week.
