Saturday, July 22, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
Due to the fires out west officials are telling people to stay away from large dry areas of overgrown brush. Donald Trump’s hair could go up at any moment.
In England this week they recorded their highest temperature in history. Good thing they can all cool off with a refreshing meat pie.
President Bush met with the prime minister of India. There was an awkward moment when Bush said, "Now that you’re here could you see why my computer is acting up?”
Producers of "The View” have removed every picture of Star Jones that remains from the offices. They also removed the Velveeta fountain from her old dressing room.
Conan
Due to the fires out west officials are telling people to stay away from large dry areas of overgrown brush. Donald Trump’s hair could go up at any moment.
In England this week they recorded their highest temperature in history. Good thing they can all cool off with a refreshing meat pie.
President Bush met with the prime minister of India. There was an awkward moment when Bush said, "Now that you’re here could you see why my computer is acting up?”
Producers of "The View” have removed every picture of Star Jones that remains from the offices. They also removed the Velveeta fountain from her old dressing room.
