Thursday, July 27, 2006
Late Night Joke
Leno
Welcome to Burbank. Or as we call it "hell adjacent.”
To give you an idea how hot it was today, coming into work I saw Ken Lay.
In fact, Ted Kennedy announced today that because of global warming, he will no longer be doing any flaming Jell-o shots.
There is nothing but disasters on the news - the Mideast, power blackouts, the Dodgers.
The Dodgers lost again like ten minutes ago. That’s 13 loses out of 14 games. See what happens when you tighten the boarders and you can’t get anymore immigrants. We have to reopen the border immediately.
Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger.163 years old today! No, he turned 63 today. Mick’s secret to looking good? Always stand next to Keith Richards.
Leno
Welcome to Burbank. Or as we call it "hell adjacent.”
To give you an idea how hot it was today, coming into work I saw Ken Lay.
In fact, Ted Kennedy announced today that because of global warming, he will no longer be doing any flaming Jell-o shots.
There is nothing but disasters on the news - the Mideast, power blackouts, the Dodgers.
The Dodgers lost again like ten minutes ago. That’s 13 loses out of 14 games. See what happens when you tighten the boarders and you can’t get anymore immigrants. We have to reopen the border immediately.
Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger.163 years old today! No, he turned 63 today. Mick’s secret to looking good? Always stand next to Keith Richards.
