Sunday, June 25, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
The U.S. is out of the World Cup. We got beat 2-1 by Ghana. We get beat out every four years in this, we’re like Democrats.
We got beat so bad the other day that U.S. fans tried to start a riot but it’s too hard for two guys to push over a car.
Today was take your dog to work day. What if you work at the pound? How does that work?
Letterman
This is a fun night. We have Al Gore on the show. He’s going to tell us that the earth is dieing.
I’ve been Googling other planets to live on.
Al Gore likes coming on the show. The Ed Sullivan Theater is the only place on earth not touched by global warming.
On this date in 1898 New York City became an official city. And on this date in 1968 it became a living hell.
Celebrity birthday today. Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mack turned 68 today. He admitted today that it might be time to stop thinking about tomorrow.
Here’s something new in law enforcement. In L.A. they are using unmanned drones flying over the city to fight crime. This should take some pressure off Superman.
So far the unmanned drones are a success. Only two have been shot down by motorists.
Leno
The U.S. is out of the World Cup. We got beat 2-1 by Ghana. We get beat out every four years in this, we’re like Democrats.
We got beat so bad the other day that U.S. fans tried to start a riot but it’s too hard for two guys to push over a car.
Today was take your dog to work day. What if you work at the pound? How does that work?
Letterman
This is a fun night. We have Al Gore on the show. He’s going to tell us that the earth is dieing.
I’ve been Googling other planets to live on.
Al Gore likes coming on the show. The Ed Sullivan Theater is the only place on earth not touched by global warming.
On this date in 1898 New York City became an official city. And on this date in 1968 it became a living hell.
Celebrity birthday today. Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mack turned 68 today. He admitted today that it might be time to stop thinking about tomorrow.
Here’s something new in law enforcement. In L.A. they are using unmanned drones flying over the city to fight crime. This should take some pressure off Superman.
So far the unmanned drones are a success. Only two have been shot down by motorists.
