Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Today it was hotter than Dick Cheney reading the "New York Times”.
You know about that story? The White House is mad at the "New York Times” because they broke the story that the white house is secretly tracking our banking transactions. They’re looking out for when people suddenly withdraw large amounts of cash. You know, either terrorists or people who need to fill up their SUV.
Terrible rains in Washington, D.C. this week. In fact, Karl Rove’s office was leaking again.
It rained so hard in Washington, President Bush had to take shelter in a theater showing Al Gore’s movie.
Major flooding struck all parts of the federal government. In fact, the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. Here’s the sad part, they still don’t know…
Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach airport after officials found a bottle of Viagra in his possession with someone else’s name on it. How ironic is that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they try to arrest him. It doesn’t seem fair.
Here’s an interesting fact. Even when Rush Limbaugh is on Viagra, he still "leans to the right.”
What is it with Republicans and Viagra? First Bob Dole, now Rush Limbaugh. Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but the man was always there to answer the call.
Things not looking good for the Pittsburgh Pirates. They have now lost 11 games in a row. To give you an idea of how bad they are, today they got beat by Ghana.
Leno
Today it was hotter than Dick Cheney reading the "New York Times”.
You know about that story? The White House is mad at the "New York Times” because they broke the story that the white house is secretly tracking our banking transactions. They’re looking out for when people suddenly withdraw large amounts of cash. You know, either terrorists or people who need to fill up their SUV.
Terrible rains in Washington, D.C. this week. In fact, Karl Rove’s office was leaking again.
It rained so hard in Washington, President Bush had to take shelter in a theater showing Al Gore’s movie.
Major flooding struck all parts of the federal government. In fact, the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. Here’s the sad part, they still don’t know…
Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach airport after officials found a bottle of Viagra in his possession with someone else’s name on it. How ironic is that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they try to arrest him. It doesn’t seem fair.
Here’s an interesting fact. Even when Rush Limbaugh is on Viagra, he still "leans to the right.”
What is it with Republicans and Viagra? First Bob Dole, now Rush Limbaugh. Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but the man was always there to answer the call.
Things not looking good for the Pittsburgh Pirates. They have now lost 11 games in a row. To give you an idea of how bad they are, today they got beat by Ghana.
