Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Huge rain storms all the way from Minnesota to New York. Or as Al Gore calls it, global leaking.
Heavy rains caused so much flooding in Washington, D.C. they had to close down the national archives where they keep the constitution. Luckily, the Bush administration not using the constitution anymore.
The flooding was so bad in Washington, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin called the president to say, "You’re on your own pal!”
A 140 year old tree on the white house grounds fell over. Luckily Daryl Hannah, who was in the tree at the time, escaped injury. She was able to ride it out.
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. Of course there’s a huge difference Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money.
Some sad news, the oldest living creature on earth has died. No, not Joan Collins.
A 176 year old tortoise named Harriet. A 176 years old. In fact, do you know how the tortoise died? Sky diving accident.
In an interview this week Paris Hilton said she never discussed sex with her parents. She said she was too shy to ask them about it. In fact, everything she knows about sex she learned from watching her own video.
Leno
Huge rain storms all the way from Minnesota to New York. Or as Al Gore calls it, global leaking.
Heavy rains caused so much flooding in Washington, D.C. they had to close down the national archives where they keep the constitution. Luckily, the Bush administration not using the constitution anymore.
The flooding was so bad in Washington, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin called the president to say, "You’re on your own pal!”
A 140 year old tree on the white house grounds fell over. Luckily Daryl Hannah, who was in the tree at the time, escaped injury. She was able to ride it out.
The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. Of course there’s a huge difference Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money.
Some sad news, the oldest living creature on earth has died. No, not Joan Collins.
A 176 year old tortoise named Harriet. A 176 years old. In fact, do you know how the tortoise died? Sky diving accident.
In an interview this week Paris Hilton said she never discussed sex with her parents. She said she was too shy to ask them about it. In fact, everything she knows about sex she learned from watching her own video.
