Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Hillary spoke today about her childhood. She said as a child her dream was to be an Olympic athlete but she wasn’t athletic. Then she wanted to be an astronaut but NASA didn’t accept women. Then she wanted to be in medicine but hospitals make her woozy. Do you realize she’s pretty much saying she wants to be president because she can’t do anything else?
The bird flu has been discovered in New Jersey. Don’t worry if any of the birds get out New Jersey’s natural toxic waste will kill them off.
Letterman
It was a beautiful day here in New York City. It was so nice that all the immigrants took another day off.
Did you know that there are people in New York City that live in the Empire State Building? They tested the water there because it was cloudy. Something wrong with the water at the Empire State Building. They got fined. The water was cloudier than a Rush Limbaugh drug test.
Leno
Hillary spoke today about her childhood. She said as a child her dream was to be an Olympic athlete but she wasn’t athletic. Then she wanted to be an astronaut but NASA didn’t accept women. Then she wanted to be in medicine but hospitals make her woozy. Do you realize she’s pretty much saying she wants to be president because she can’t do anything else?
The bird flu has been discovered in New Jersey. Don’t worry if any of the birds get out New Jersey’s natural toxic waste will kill them off.
Letterman
It was a beautiful day here in New York City. It was so nice that all the immigrants took another day off.
Did you know that there are people in New York City that live in the Empire State Building? They tested the water there because it was cloudy. Something wrong with the water at the Empire State Building. They got fined. The water was cloudier than a Rush Limbaugh drug test.
