Tuesday, May 9, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Finally a beautiful day. It was so hot today I was sweating like a Kennedy trying to get car insurance.
In fact, today Geico said to Kennedy, "We can't save you any money."
Hey Kev, how do you stop a Kennedy from driving? Concrete barrier.
As I’m sure you know by know, Patrick Kennedy blamed this whole incident on a sleep medication he was taking. That's what he said, he said he couldn't remember getting out of bed in the middle of the night and leaving his home. And today Bill Clinton said, "Good answer, good answer."
Kennedy has checked himself into a drug rehab clinic. He gets that 25% Kennedy family discount. Just mention "Ted" at the door and your right in.
In a commencement speech at University of Oklahoma on Saturday President Bush told the graduates that the job market is the best it's been in years. Well sure, look at all the openings just in his cabinet. Come on down. We're hiring!
CIA Director Porter Goss resigned. He said he wants to spend more time spying on his family.
Sad news, the last American survivor of the Titanic disaster, has died at the age of 99. The sad part. She was this close to shore.
Leno
Finally a beautiful day. It was so hot today I was sweating like a Kennedy trying to get car insurance.
In fact, today Geico said to Kennedy, "We can't save you any money."
Hey Kev, how do you stop a Kennedy from driving? Concrete barrier.
As I’m sure you know by know, Patrick Kennedy blamed this whole incident on a sleep medication he was taking. That's what he said, he said he couldn't remember getting out of bed in the middle of the night and leaving his home. And today Bill Clinton said, "Good answer, good answer."
Kennedy has checked himself into a drug rehab clinic. He gets that 25% Kennedy family discount. Just mention "Ted" at the door and your right in.
In a commencement speech at University of Oklahoma on Saturday President Bush told the graduates that the job market is the best it's been in years. Well sure, look at all the openings just in his cabinet. Come on down. We're hiring!
CIA Director Porter Goss resigned. He said he wants to spend more time spying on his family.
Sad news, the last American survivor of the Titanic disaster, has died at the age of 99. The sad part. She was this close to shore.
