Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Other Announcements Meredith Vieira Would Like To Make (As Presented By Meredith Vieira)
1. If I seem disappointed, it's because I thought I was going on Leno.
2. I can smell Dave's cheap-ass cologne from here.
3. The rumors are true - I'm on steroids.
4. A minute ago backstage I saw a rat the size of a basset hound.
5. I'm thrilled to follow in the high heels of Katie Couric, Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel.
6. I haven't even started at NBC and already I'm getting creepy phone calls from Donald Trump.
7. I'm carrying Brad Pitt's baby.
8. I once served time for running a cockfighting ring in Managua.
9. Six retired generals advised me not to go to CBS.
10.NBC promised me two assistants, an intern and a monkey.
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Other Announcements Meredith Vieira Would Like To Make (As Presented By Meredith Vieira)
1. If I seem disappointed, it's because I thought I was going on Leno.
2. I can smell Dave's cheap-ass cologne from here.
3. The rumors are true - I'm on steroids.
4. A minute ago backstage I saw a rat the size of a basset hound.
5. I'm thrilled to follow in the high heels of Katie Couric, Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel.
6. I haven't even started at NBC and already I'm getting creepy phone calls from Donald Trump.
7. I'm carrying Brad Pitt's baby.
8. I once served time for running a cockfighting ring in Managua.
9. Six retired generals advised me not to go to CBS.
10.NBC promised me two assistants, an intern and a monkey.
