Sunday, April 16, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny
1. He disappears for hours with Whitney Houston.
2. Tells you for an extra thousand bucks he won't rat you out to the "New York Post".
3. He's wearing a yarmulke.
4. Hides five eggs and the body of a drifter.
5. Easter basket is filled with menthol cigarettes.
6. He's been wearing the suit since November.
7. Keeps saying, "Jesus? No doesn't ring a bell..."
8. Before kids get candy they have to sit through a presentation about timeshare condos.
9. Not really a hop - more of a drug impaired stumble.
10.Costume is made from rabbits he hit on the interstate.
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny
1. He disappears for hours with Whitney Houston.
2. Tells you for an extra thousand bucks he won't rat you out to the "New York Post".
3. He's wearing a yarmulke.
4. Hides five eggs and the body of a drifter.
5. Easter basket is filled with menthol cigarettes.
6. He's been wearing the suit since November.
7. Keeps saying, "Jesus? No doesn't ring a bell..."
8. Before kids get candy they have to sit through a presentation about timeshare condos.
9. Not really a hop - more of a drug impaired stumble.
10.Costume is made from rabbits he hit on the interstate.
