Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
We have a lot of UCLA fans here. Larry, upstairs, was devastated. UCLA, hasn't won a championship since the mid 1990's. They're like the Democrats.
In fact, the Gators...Florida got a congratulatory phone call from PResident Bush. UCLA shot so badly they got a phone call from Dick Cheney.
As I'm sure you know, President Bush is a big baseball fan. He threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati. Do you know that he once wanted to be a professional baseball player? But he just didn't have the ability. Luckily that's not a requirement to be president. Whew!
"The Wall Street Journal" reports that two million Americans got married because of someone they met online. The bad news, four million got divorced because of somebody they met online.
A typical morning at the "Today Show". Matt Lauer talking about news, Al Roker giving weather and Katie Couric was packing her stuff.
Leno
We have a lot of UCLA fans here. Larry, upstairs, was devastated. UCLA, hasn't won a championship since the mid 1990's. They're like the Democrats.
In fact, the Gators...Florida got a congratulatory phone call from PResident Bush. UCLA shot so badly they got a phone call from Dick Cheney.
As I'm sure you know, President Bush is a big baseball fan. He threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati. Do you know that he once wanted to be a professional baseball player? But he just didn't have the ability. Luckily that's not a requirement to be president. Whew!
"The Wall Street Journal" reports that two million Americans got married because of someone they met online. The bad news, four million got divorced because of somebody they met online.
A typical morning at the "Today Show". Matt Lauer talking about news, Al Roker giving weather and Katie Couric was packing her stuff.
