Monday, April 17, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Tomorrow is April 15th, tax day! It's the day that legal Americans wish they were illegal Americans.
Also Easter....so while people are trying to hide Easter eggs from the kids they will also be trying to hide their nest egg from the IRS.
Easter is so different in California. Like in Beverly Hills kids don't decorate Easter eggs, they paint low cholesterol egg beaters. Then they hire out illegal immigrants to go out and find them.
There's a huge controversy here in California over a state senate bill that would require all students to study gay history. Proponents cite an alarming survey showing that 80% of kids don't know which one is Siegfried and which one is Roy. I had no idea it was that bad.
In a feature article in "Sports Illustrated” on Kobe Bryant, a professor at USC said Kobe is not very popular with fans. He said that Kobe has about as much street creed as Dick Cheney. Actually Cheney has more street creed - he actually shot a guy.
Leno
Tomorrow is April 15th, tax day! It's the day that legal Americans wish they were illegal Americans.
Also Easter....so while people are trying to hide Easter eggs from the kids they will also be trying to hide their nest egg from the IRS.
Easter is so different in California. Like in Beverly Hills kids don't decorate Easter eggs, they paint low cholesterol egg beaters. Then they hire out illegal immigrants to go out and find them.
There's a huge controversy here in California over a state senate bill that would require all students to study gay history. Proponents cite an alarming survey showing that 80% of kids don't know which one is Siegfried and which one is Roy. I had no idea it was that bad.
In a feature article in "Sports Illustrated” on Kobe Bryant, a professor at USC said Kobe is not very popular with fans. He said that Kobe has about as much street creed as Dick Cheney. Actually Cheney has more street creed - he actually shot a guy.
