Saturday, April 1, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Or as a lot of people are calling it "President's Day".
President Bush is back from his Mexican trip. While he was there the people were very nice to him. A lot of people greeted him with the only English phrases they knew, "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Can I help you?"
While President Bush was down there he spoke about the immigration problem. To give you an idea how out of hand our immigration policy is there were 800 more people on the plane coming home than when he flew over there.
It was revealed today that a one time driver for President Clinton...the guy who was driving President Clinton around was in the country illegally. He's driving the president...imagine that. I never thought I would see the day when Clinton would be involved with someone who's illegal. Barely legal, maybe. But not illegal.
This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics.
The movie "Basic Instinct 2” and Ice Age 2” opened today. Which is perfect. There's a movie for Bill and a movie for Hillary.
Leno
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Or as a lot of people are calling it "President's Day".
President Bush is back from his Mexican trip. While he was there the people were very nice to him. A lot of people greeted him with the only English phrases they knew, "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Can I help you?"
While President Bush was down there he spoke about the immigration problem. To give you an idea how out of hand our immigration policy is there were 800 more people on the plane coming home than when he flew over there.
It was revealed today that a one time driver for President Clinton...the guy who was driving President Clinton around was in the country illegally. He's driving the president...imagine that. I never thought I would see the day when Clinton would be involved with someone who's illegal. Barely legal, maybe. But not illegal.
This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics.
The movie "Basic Instinct 2” and Ice Age 2” opened today. Which is perfect. There's a movie for Bill and a movie for Hillary.
