Friday, April 7, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
This weekend the "Miss Iraq Beauty Pageant" was held in Baghdad. But it wasn't on TV, nobody was there to see it in person and nobody in Baghdad really seemed to care. So it was just like our Miss America Pageant.
In an effort to make the Bush environmenatal record look good, Interior Secreatary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans!
There's a lot of controversy about this illegal alien guest worker program. Or as most people call it...the New York Yankees.
Tom Delay announced that he will not run for reelection. However, he will continue to serve the people of his state - by making license plates.
I guess you know that Katie Couric is leaving NBC. Everybody is jumping ship. Today the NBC peacock announced it's leaving to do a show on Animal Planet.
It was announced today who is going to replace Katie. You know who got the job? Conan!
Meredith Vieira announced she will be taking over for Katie Couric. She is looking forward to every part of it...except for the colon exam.
Leno
This weekend the "Miss Iraq Beauty Pageant" was held in Baghdad. But it wasn't on TV, nobody was there to see it in person and nobody in Baghdad really seemed to care. So it was just like our Miss America Pageant.
In an effort to make the Bush environmenatal record look good, Interior Secreatary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans!
There's a lot of controversy about this illegal alien guest worker program. Or as most people call it...the New York Yankees.
Tom Delay announced that he will not run for reelection. However, he will continue to serve the people of his state - by making license plates.
I guess you know that Katie Couric is leaving NBC. Everybody is jumping ship. Today the NBC peacock announced it's leaving to do a show on Animal Planet.
It was announced today who is going to replace Katie. You know who got the job? Conan!
Meredith Vieira announced she will be taking over for Katie Couric. She is looking forward to every part of it...except for the colon exam.
